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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Baby addict continues to tarnish Natural State

At what point does a woman look at her brood of fifteen children and think, "you know, I could do with another?" What kind of self-motivation lies behind that? Where does that intensely single-minded perspective come from? Apparently from the same place that considers it syrupy sweet to give all of your sixteen offspring names beginning with "J," which, interestingly enough, is localized in the same part of the frontal lobe that promotes dumb piety.

I thought this story was terrible and hilarious at the outset--the headline reads only "Mom delivers 16th child, thinking of more." Ha ha, stupid woman, I'm going to read this article about you and laugh at your general weirdness and blatant ignorance of population issues. It was with sadness that I read the opening sentence of the story, as it was lead by a few words that stung: "Little Rock, Arkansas (AP)--."

DAMNIT! JUST WHEN I GO AND PUT ALL OF THIS WORK INTO BEING AN AMBASSADOR OF MY STATE, REPRESENTING THE TRADITIONALLY INVISIBLE FUN PARTS AND NAUGHTY BITS OF LITTLE ROCK, THE DAMNED DUGGARS GO AND FUCK IT ALL UP AGAIN! ARGH! MOVE TO UTAH!

Thanks again, y'all. I suppose you at least realiably make us all look retarded every 9-24 months.

# posted by Jeff @ 10:02 AM

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